5 THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

1. “Can you change into something better?” Yes, it could be embarrassing sometimes if your girl is wearing a polka dot dress or a tree on her head. She has spent a lot of time deciding what to wear. As far as you are concerned, she looks beautiful in any outfit. Just suck it up! . 2. “Baby, your friend looks quite hot!” > After saying these words, you might be tagged as a sleazeball with the ability to think with your balls. Even if she casually brings up how attractive her friend is, keep shut! . 3. “I am going for a bachelor’s party this weekend.” > Yeah, you are asking for a volcanic eruption! She will ask you really random questions that will mostly begin with “What if…” or “Will you…” for the rest of the week. Tip: Remember, if you are going to a bachelor party, always bring it up last minute or better, make sure she never knows! . 4. “Why are you being so irritable, are you PMSing again?” > Don’t ever piss of a woman by asking her if she is on a hormonal ride. She could be arguing about something that is completely pointless and gibberish, just listen to her. Try to calm her down or try rationalising with her in a calm and soothing voice but don’t ever ask her if she is PMSing. . 5. “Who knows what will happen in the future, just relax!” > If she questions you, “Is everything going to be alright?” or “Do you think we will be okay?” it means that she needs you to give her a comforting answer. Don’t give her a stupid, philosophical answer about how unsure the future is or worst, that you don’t know if you are going to end up together