6 Negatives lines ,with positive meanings....!!

6 Negatives lines ,with positive meanings....!! . 1. Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle. . 2. Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name . . 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. . 4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them . . 5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but neither does juice . . 6. Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!! . " Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE."