Tuesday, 12 January 2016

Men will never learn

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. . It’s a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving. . Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. . After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman. . Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. . This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” . The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! . The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. . My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break. . Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. . The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. . The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. . The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” . She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.” . Adam ate the apple again ! . Men will NEVER learn ! Women will Never change!!!

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