A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
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It’s a bad one, caused by the woman’s reckless driving.
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Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
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After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; “So, you’re a man. That’s interesting. I’m a woman.
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Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
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This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”
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The man replied,” I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
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The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle.
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My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn’t break.
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Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man.
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The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
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The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
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The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
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She replies, “Nah. I think I’ll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence.”
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Adam ate the apple again !
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Men will NEVER learn ! Women will Never change!!!
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